September 13th, 2006
Let me preface this post by saying that I am a deep opponent of the War on Drugs. The U.S. government uses tons of cash and propaganda to crush consentual adult behavior. Much of this contradictory propaganda is aimed at marijuana, a mostly harmless substance that was once implicated in causing murderous rages, but is […]
By admin -- 6 comments
November 16th, 2005
This week, on the reality series, MOMS ON METH, we have the case of a 23-year-old mother who drives her Honda Civic up an embankment and across all the lanes of the freeway, nearly killing herself and her three-year-old son. After being extricated from the smashed vehicle, mom is arrested on suspicion of […]
By LizBeth -- 3 comments
November 2nd, 2005
Here’s my theory: this site is actually very popular amongst judges, and they have a running competition to see who can get posted to it. Farfetched? To be sure. But I can’t think of any other explanation for the following:
Wendolyn Markcrow (say - wasn’t she a character in one of the Harry Potter books?) was […]
By Jason -- 4 comments
October 28th, 2005
From the “You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me” Department comes this story: an Australian court has convicted a couple of…well, not quite sure if “convicted” is the right word. See, the unnamed couple had been stashing their teenaged daughter in her bedroom, under lock and key, for two years. During that time, she was allowed […]
By Jason -- 5 comments
October 26th, 2005
You know it’s going to be a sad day when you see the words “birthday party” and “melee” in the same sentence. Seems things got a bit rowdy at a one-year-old’s Happy B-Day celebration in East Hartford, Connecticut. Then a neighbor from an apartment below went upstairs to complain about the noise - and that’s […]
By admin -- 1 comment
October 20th, 2005
I’m not lambasting April Gaede for naming her twin girls Lynx and Lamb. I don’t even have an issue with her name choice for her youngest daughter, Dresden. No, really, I have absolutely nothing horrible to say about Lamb, since clearly that’s the worst of the the three. My reason for […]
By Candace -- 6 comments
October 20th, 2005
This week on CSI: AFRICA, a mother is arrested for the crime of burying her newborn baby alive. Things take a rather gruesome turn, when CSI investigator, Inspector Mamphaswa Seabi, discovers that this murdering mom HAS DONE IT BEFORE.
Can this serial murdering mom be stopped before she gets herself pregnant […]
By LizBeth -- 0 comments
October 18th, 2005
Sacre bleu! After racking up an incredible amount of debt (250,000 Euros - that’s a lot of Royales With Cheese, my friends), Emmanuel Cartier and his wife Patricia did what any sensible parents would do - they tried to poison all of their kids and themselves with insulin injections. Sadly, the couple’s daughter Alicia died […]
By Jason -- 1 comment
October 9th, 2005
This story confirms my widely-held belief that some people have way too much time on their hands.
A court ruled that the unnamed woman be banned from any contact with her daughter’s school or teachers after “overloading” the Borgh Elementary School in the northern city of Zuidhorn with her incessant bitching and moaning.
This nutty […]
By LizBeth -- 2 comments
October 5th, 2005
It’s bad enough we had to HEAR Britney brag about S-E-X with Kevin Federline on her pathetically bad home videos that she tried to pass off as a reality tv series “Chaotic.” Then we had to hear how good sex was when she was pregnant with fetus federline. But now, there are heinous rumors […]
By LizBeth -- 13 comments
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