October 30th, 2006
“Oh Jesus fuckme Christ, I so need a shot of scotch. This little bastard is driving me up the wall. Too bad they don’t have those drive-up margarita stands here in Clermont, Florida, like they do in Louisiana. I really need to move my drunk ass to Louisiana.
“Hey…there’s a bar. Fuck! If I didn’t […]
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October 30th, 2006
I was going to lead off this story by saying that it’s a good thing it’s October, and that the temperatures are dropping. Then I noticed that the incident occurred in Mission, Texas. Well, Texas ain’t Seattle, so I looked up the recent weather report from there. Temps in Mission are still rising into the […]
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September 27th, 2005
Oh, alright. There’s no evidence (yet) that Silvia Johnson’s 14-year-old daughter tried to kill her by running a Jeep Liberty (in which Johnson was a passenger) off the road. But let’s take a look at the facts: Silvia Johnson has admitted to giving parties, drugs, alcohol, and oh yeah, her vagina, to high-school-aged […]
By Candace -- 1 comment
September 16th, 2005
Police were called when a witness found two children left alone in an SUV, sweating and crying. Their grandpa and foster parent, who was inside the bar watching a basketball game, explained that he was able to keep an eye on the kids through the windows of the bar. This, however, […]
By LizBeth -- 0 comments
August 26th, 2005
The most amazing thing about this story is not that a father forgot his kid in his car, nearly killing her. This is, unfortunately, all too common. What’s amazing is the advice offered in the article to prevent tragedy:
Metro police recommend the following to help you remember that your child is in the car:Leave something […]
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