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Parents Behaving Badly

November 1st, 2005

Woody Allen On His “Paternal” Marriage to Soon Yi

Woody Allen tells Vanity Fair that his relationship with his wife, Soon-Yi, has a “more paternal feeling” to it. Well, duh. Considering Allen, is a million years older than Soon-Yi and that he once was in a longtime romantic relationship with Soon-Yi’s mother, Mia Farrow, (making him Soon-Yi’s STEPDADDY), I’d say […]

By LizBeth -- 5 comments

October 26th, 2005

Charlize Theron: U.S. Laws Prevent Parents From Disciplining Their Kids

Call it Fate, call it Karma, call it God’s Will - sometimes things just fall into place. This morning, I came across the image to the right and thought, “Now, there’s a pic I wanna use. But what are the odds of me finding a story that will compliment it?”
Well, thank you Charlize Theron!The poster […]

By Jason -- 3 comments

October 25th, 2005

Does Janet Jackson Have a Secret Daughter?

Sometimes truth is way stranger than fiction. In a twist, that sounds like a plotline from ABC’s Desperate Housewives, news is spreading on the internet about Janet Jackson and an alleged daughter that has been kept locked in a metaphorical basement for the last 18 years .
Remember when Janet was married to […]

By LizBeth -- 16 comments

October 21st, 2005

“Invasion of the Child Snatcher” Starring Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin has decided to take his latest custody fight with ex-wife, Kim Basinger, public by calling her a “child snatcher.” He says that Kim has refused to honor their custody agreement regarding their daughter, Ireland. He also whined that the blonde bee-atch wouldn’t even let Ireland attend a concert with her […]

By LizBeth -- 2 comments

October 14th, 2005

Lindsey Lohan Depicts Painful Childhood in Latest Video

Michael Lohan is finding out that “payback really is a bitch” now that his uber famous 19-year-old daughter, Lindsey, is depicting her dysfunctional childhood for all to see in her latest video for “Confession of a Broken Heart.” Lindsey, the verbally abusive dude is already in jail, so way to rub salt in the […]

By LizBeth -- 3 comments

October 10th, 2005

Tom and Katie Likely To Follow Scientology’s “Silent Birth” Guidelines

Scientology’s “silent birth guidelines” prohibit music, talking, or screaming during the birth of a child. This is actually good news for Katie, because it means she doesn’t have to listen to Tom spout that creepy Scientology crap while she’s in labor.
I’m all for peaceful birthing options, people. But silent? Let […]

By LizBeth -- 13 comments

October 7th, 2005

Kevin Federline A Big Baby

Well what the hell did you expect, Britney?
According to the latest gossip, poor Britney is having a hell of a time taking care of a new baby, because she’s got her hands full with her BIG BABY, Kevin. Seems, that Kevin is more interested in talking on the phone, hitting golf balls, and scratching […]

By LizBeth -- 3 comments

October 6th, 2005

Tomfoolery

Nicole sent us all an email today (or was it yesterday? I don’t know) telling us about the new development in TomKat’s life. She was handing over the opportunity to snark, saying she didn’t want to resort to “who’s the donor?” jokes. I told her that was my first thought upon hearing the jubilant […]

By Candace -- 4 comments

October 5th, 2005

Sex Tape Scandal for New Mama, Britney?

It’s bad enough we had to HEAR Britney brag about S-E-X with Kevin Federline on her pathetically bad home videos that she tried to pass off as a reality tv series “Chaotic.” Then we had to hear how good sex was when she was pregnant with fetus federline. But now, there are heinous rumors […]

By LizBeth -- 13 comments

October 5th, 2005

Country Star Says Baby Isn’t His

Actually, Chris Cagle said “That baby AIN’T mine”. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves. I’ll admit that I’m not a big country fan, and am not familiar with Mr. Cagle’s work (though I assume it involves songs about various things - wife, dog, truck, Dale Earnhardt, etc. - that have up and done left him). […]

By Jason -- 2 comments