October 27th, 2005
I don’t know what to say about the unnamed 21-year-old mother of Portsmouth, Ohio who left her newborn child in the wild, to be mauled by dogs. What more is there to say beyond “Enjoy your nice warm seat in Hell”?
Me, I’m more concerned about the poor mother who came outside because her […]
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October 19th, 2005
List of things to leave on my boyfriend’s doorstep:
–old love letters
–his letterman jacket
–the cute stuffed alligator he won for me at the county fair
–pet rock
–the old smelly sneakers he left under my bed thinking I wouldn’t notice them.
–any mix tapes that have Depeche Mode songs on them
–our baby
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October 18th, 2005
Cardell Gallagher, a former minor-league football player for the Racine Raiders, had been taking a shower one morning and left his daughter in her bassinet with a 17-month-old also in the room. He heard his daughter crying, then heard a thump followed by more crying. He came into the room and saw that […]
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October 11th, 2005
Quick, alert Bed, Bath, and Beyond! It seems that there’s a shortage of towels in the Commonwealth of Virginia. Prosecutors says that when Dr. Iain Gainov’s daughter was 3 months old, she received second- and third-degree burns on her face as a result of the doctor’s trying to dry her wet t-shirt off […]
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October 6th, 2005
Oh, Jesus. Once again, God has failed to personally come down from His Throne In Heaven and save a baby in need of medical attention. I know, I know - I’m just as surprised as you are. I guess He has His hands full, making images of the Virgin Mary appear on burned grilled cheese […]
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October 6th, 2005
Nicole sent us all an email today (or was it yesterday? I don’t know) telling us about the new development in TomKat’s life. She was handing over the opportunity to snark, saying she didn’t want to resort to “who’s the donor?” jokes. I told her that was my first thought upon hearing the jubilant […]
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October 5th, 2005
Actually, Chris Cagle said “That baby AIN’T mine”. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves. I’ll admit that I’m not a big country fan, and am not familiar with Mr. Cagle’s work (though I assume it involves songs about various things - wife, dog, truck, Dale Earnhardt, etc. - that have up and done left him). […]
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October 5th, 2005
A Michigan teenager and her boyfriend found that she was pregnant. They didn’t want the pregnancy to continue and thought long and hard about possible ways to end it. While the kids had never heard of Planned Parenthood or Plan B, it seems that they were aware of another plan: the Babe Ruth […]
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October 4th, 2005
Andre Madison thought he had a special babysitter. Unlike the rest of us, who have to physically take a baby out of a carseat and carry the child into a building, Andre was under the impression that he could just toss his daugher over a fence, into the babysitter’s yard, behind the shed, and […]
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September 16th, 2005
Yep, you got it right, folks: Preston Michael Spears Federline. Good ol’ P.M.S. Federline.
Let the schoolyard hazings begin.
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