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Danielle Tozer: Drunk-Ass Mom Found Passed Out in Car with Her Baby Inside

by admin on October 30th, 2006

Bar“Oh Jesus fuckme Christ, I so need a shot of scotch. This little bastard is driving me up the wall. Too bad they don’t have those drive-up margarita stands here in Clermont, Florida, like they do in Louisiana. I really need to move my drunk ass to Louisiana.

“Hey…there’s a bar. Fuck! If I didn’t have this snotnose with me…Well, it’s okay. He’ll be fine for a few minutes, right? It’s just one wittle drink. Sweetie, be good for mommy and don’t get kidnapped by pedophiles, okay? Mmmm…shit, that hits the spot. Hey, that was quick. I’ve got time for one more. Mmmm. So warm…so warm. Well, maybe just another, right? Come on, barkeep, keep ‘em comin’! Keep ‘em…comin’…just..one…more…

“Mmmmm. Wha’fuck? Where am I? My…car? Yeah…someone’s talking to me…where’s my, wha, wait, slow down, don’t whisper so fucking loud…where’s my wha? My baby? My BABY?! OH SHIT, WHERE’S MY BABY???!! Oh. He’s okay?! Hell, shit, don’t scare me like that! I was just resting so that I didn’t have to drive drunk, and…what? Wait! Where are you taking him?! Where are you taking ME?!?! You cock-eating motherfuckers! This is bull fucking SHIT! I wanna speak to my lawyer! I’M A GOOD MOTHER!!!!

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7 opinions for Danielle Tozer: Drunk-Ass Mom Found Passed Out in Car with Her Baby Inside

  • I’m A Good Mother, Goddammit! - from The Zero Boss by Jay Andrew Allen
    Oct 30, 2006 at 2:02 pm

    […] How does a mom justify leaving her baby strapped in the car while she goes into a pub to get drunk? I attempt to answer that question on Parents Behaving Badly. […]

  • crunchy carpets
    Oct 30, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    Ok….not the same but when I was a kid, my parents would leave me in the car with a can of coke and a comic while they went for a drink when we went out for ‘runs’ in the country….and being that it was Scotland and the 70’s…it was ok!!!

  • Rebecca
    Oct 30, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    And I bet they didn’t come back to the car and pass out for who knows how long either…

  • Girl Scouts Council Files 10 Lawsuits against Parents Who Keep Cookie Money - from Parents Behaving Badly by Jay Andrew Allen
    Nov 4, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    […] Pretty shitty parents, huh? Well…apparently, the story’s not that simple. At least one sued parent, Craig Eberle, has produced bank account statements proving that he did, indeed, fork over his family’s cookie-cash. That case has been dropped, and it’s likely that three others will be tossed as well. Eberle was disgusted to be accused of such a thing: “(Hearing that) you ripped off the Girl Scouts, that’s as bad as it comes.” Well, not quite, Craig. We’ve seen far worse pass through the pages of this blog; from the mile-high view, stealing Girl Scout cookie money might be the least of the worst you can do to your kids. But then again, saying that it’s not as bad as passing out drunk with your baby in the car ain’t saying much. […]

  • Father, Too Drunk to Drive, Lets Son Take Wheel - from Parents Behaving Badly by Jay Andrew Allen
    Nov 5, 2006 at 8:09 pm

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  • jessesgirl
    Aug 9, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Again is another story of someone who for some strange reason couldnt make the RIGHT choice and be a parent .Or even act human.We all know we dont leave babies in cars, and we dont leave them in cars while we go drinking.There is a law in texas that it’s illegal to leave your car running while you go into a store to get something, Because if somethign where to happen to your car, you would be held responsible, it’s just asking for trouble.And what is going to happen to this woman, who has disregarded the baby, and decidded her drinking was more important.Are they going to allow her to says she has a drinking problem, and let this case sllide, as long as so called mommy cleans up her act.We only have one chance at raising our babies, not 2 or 3..SO i fell like once you make this type of choice and it is appearant you cant raise the chikld or make the right choices when faced with them, the babies should be given to someone who will make the right choices, and believe me there are numerouis woman out there who want a chance to make a differnce and raise a baby.i hope this woman gets what she deserves .

  • rockdoll_71
    Nov 7, 2007 at 10:20 am

    Another dumb bitch who is only thinking of herself and not her baby. I hate women like this who always put themselves first.

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