Parents Behaving Dumbly: Woman Arrested after Suing 13-Year-Old for Child Support
Welcome to Parents Behaving Dumbly, a new feature devoted to stupid criminals who really ought to know better. The inaugural installment of this column comes courtesy of hot tipper Emari, who provided this story that’s been featured on the excellent CrimNe.ws site. Kimberly A. Baker of Warrensburg, New York stands accused of having sex with two underage boys, one 13 and the other 14. Now, that in itself is moronic. But here’s the kicker: Baker was busted when she filed suit against the 13-year-old for child support. Baker’s baby is two years old, making the teen dad a whopping 15 years of age.
Wow. I’m speechless. Really, any commentary I insert here about how daft this is would only be redundant. It’s like going to the bank manager to complain about how they didn’t have enough cash when you robbed them the other day. Or like wearing your son’s underwear on your head during a robbery.
I guess in a way that we should thank Ms. Baker, though. She’d already gotten away with her crime for close to three years. She might never have been caught if she hadn’t effectively turned herself in. So…thank you, Kimberly Baker. Thank you for saving the state the expense of uncovering evidence against you. The parents and taxpayers of New York are forever in your debt.
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