Anna Nicole Smith: I Can’t Mourn My Son Until I’m Married!
Okay, folks. Sorry if this pisses people off, but it’s bugging the shit out of me. What kind of mother gets married shortly after the tragic death of her son - and then holds her son’s memorial service? Answer: Anna Nicole Smith, of course! The ditzy pseudo-celebrity - whose primary claim to fame is fucking a rich man with one foot and four toes in the grave - reportedly married her lawyer, Howard K. Stern, on Thursday. But - whoops! No time for honeymooning! Instead, Smith went from 60 to 0 in three days by mourning her son Daniel Smith on Sunday.
What the fuck?! I mean, would YOU get hitched while you were still mourning the loss of your child? Any sane person would answer, “Hell no!” If your child dies, LIFE SHOULD STOP. Other concerns - like, oh, say, making a solemn vow of matrimony ’til death do you part - should be pushed off until after you’ve paid your respects and grieved your heart out. What kind of mother dumps all that grief into a bucket, and sets it aside to throw a wedding on a catamaran?
Oh. Right. Anna Nicole Smith. Sorry - I keep forgetting who we’re talking about here…
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6 opinions for Anna Nicole Smith: I Can’t Mourn My Son Until I’m Married!
Maria P.
Oct 9, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Yeah I think the only thing to say here is WTF????
Cynthia Bostwick
Oct 11, 2006 at 7:48 pm
For Anna Nicole
The pinup once made young men scream,
Now argues before the Supreme.
She married her honey,
Now son wants his money:
Sweet stuff of a lawyer’s wet dream
OK so let’s think about whether the LAWYER crossed a line too? I mean, are we supposed to sleep with our clients, fer chrissake? This whole thing is so outrageous–new baby–son dies in the same hospital room–her lawyer marries her–baby’s daddy sues–but the real question is why do we know all this when there’s a war on?
Sassy
Oct 12, 2006 at 11:58 am
Well I try not to judge people but for me personally, it’s weird. If my son died, I would not have much to celebrate for a very long time. But that’s me. I feel bad that she lost her son but I don’t understand most of her bahavior that’s for darn sure.
Anna Nicole Smith’s Bahamas Lawyer Quits over “Wedding Before Funeral” Decision - from Parents Behaving Badly by Jay Andrew Allen
Oct 12, 2006 at 2:00 pm
[…] You see? You SEE?! It’s not just me who thinks Anna Nicole Smith is a little Fruit Loops for marrying her lawyer before interring her son Daniel. Smith’s lawyer Michael Scott - who’s her lawyer in the Bahamas, not the lawyer she’s fucking - has resigned as her counsel in the island nation, after learning that she wedded her stateside lawyer Howard K. Stern before her son was even six feet under. Scott also cited “strategy differences” with Stern as a reason for his un-amicable departure from the black widow. […]
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May 1, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Nicole Pussycat…
I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….
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