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More Druggie Dads: Dad Who Rammed Police Car with His Kids in Van Sentenced

by admin on September 29th, 2006

Chain FenceYesterday, we were witness to a genius father who brought his baby to a drug deal. At least that joker was only putting his kid in potential danger. 33-year-old Carlos Deering of Ohio took things to the next level: when police swooped in on a drug deal he was conducting from inside his van, Deering bolted, ramming a police cruiser during his getaway. Police didn’t know at the time that five of Deering’s kids, ranging in ages from 10 to 13, were inside the vehicle.

So, let’s tally this up. The guy has impregnated one or more women a total of five times since he was 20. (The article makes it sound like one. At least he has the fideltiy thing down pat.) He’s made such a career out of drug-dealing that, when his lawyer was working out a plea agreement for his previous drug felony, he stopped showing up to court and hit the streets in his Nice Dreams truck again. Not only that, but he thought he’s bring his kids along for the trip. You know, show ‘em a bit of the trade. What kind of parent wouldn’t want their kids to learn a skill? Then, finally, after eluding police for 20 minutes, he bolted from the van and attempted to scale a fence before being Tasered - ’cause if you’re gonna teach your kids about Thug Life, ya need to teach ‘em how to take 300 kilovolts to the chest.

Deering attempted to pull the “I’ve made some bad life choices” shtick in court. The judge didn’t buy it, and hit the drug-dealing dad with a 14-year sentence.

The right decision? Absolutely. But, damn, I feel for those kids. Deering’s wife is pleading that she has no money to support her children without Carlos’ drug income. For Christ’s sake, woman, cut this guy OFF already. Leave him behind, file for state support, get some career training, and get your life back together. If you loved and feared for these kids as much as you pretended in court, you wouldn’t have stuck by this four-time loser for as long as you have.

Hnag in there, kids. Only eight more years, and you’re all home-free.

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