August 18th, 2006
News flash: Parents are stupid! And they’re liars! At least, according to a new report from Columbia University, they suffer from delusions of innocence when it comes to their kids and they parties they attend. The study claims that 80% of all parents believe their kids attends dry parties - while 50% of the teens […]
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August 17th, 2006
It’s not like "ordinary people" - i.e., people without $70 million in disposable income - don’t ever have unplanned pregnancies. Somehow, though, it seems much more trashy when it’s Britney Spears. The baby was hit one more time by Kevin Federline’s sperm (ew ew need hot shower now ew) in an "oops" insemination. Little Sean […]
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August 17th, 2006
Last night on The Zero Boss, I commented that the world would probably need to apologize to JonBenet Ramsey’s parents, but that Hallmark probably didn’t make a "Sorry We Accused You of Murdering Your Child" card. Well, that may have been a bit premature. The evidence is clear" John Mark Karr is a sick sonofabitch. […]
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August 16th, 2006
45 sets of parents in Auckland, New Zealand got schooled recently when the prestigious Auckland Grammar School evicted their brats lovely young darlings. Seems that their morally upstanding mothers and fathers lied like snakes to get their kids admitted. News reports didn’t specify what the parents falsified in order to obtain admission, but the obvious […]
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August 16th, 2006
No, Joe Simpson is not Homer’s brother. (Though from an angle, the resemblance is eerie.) He’s the father/manager of Jessica Simpson and…uh…the less-talented Simpson chick. And, from all reports, he’s something of a prick. Ex-son-in-law Nick Lachey certainly has no love lost for Blondie, who by some reports tracked the male singing star from bar […]
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August 15th, 2006
It’s a known fact that members of the human species often need the obvious explained to them. Repeatedly. On occasion, with the assistance of a hammer. Well, Pam Spaulding of Pandagon has a hammer, and she’s not afraid to use it.
Spaulding’s target: conservatives who contend that gay and lesbian couples are unfit to raise […]
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August 15th, 2006
Jefferson County is proud of itself. The Kentucky county has gone ahead and published the names of all of mothers and fathers who owe past child support to the state their children. (Oops, sorry - a little libertarian-esque cynicism almost snuck its way in there.) It’s a yearly ritual that nets about $1 million in […]
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August 14th, 2006
Yes, Parents Behaving Badly is back! We’re going to need some time to straighten up around here, tinker with our template, and get back up to speed on posting. (Not to mention jack in some ads. What, you think all this snark pays for itself?!) But it’s good to be in the driver’s seat once […]
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