Let Your Children Slay The Infidels in Their Sleep!
Direct from Heaven, it’s…the Armor of God PJs! Perfect for your little Crusader or Crusaderette (who will, of course, remain at home squeezing out babies while her husband slays the Muslims and the Atheists, natch). Why not? It’s been a long time since we’ve had a good children’s crusade.
Personally, I think they got the costumes wrong. Shouldn’t the text on the belts read "Chastity"?
Tip to Christian parents: Do not - repeat, do NOT - pack these pajamas with you on your missionary trip to Iraq. They may not go over as well as you planned.
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3 opinions for Let Your Children Slay The Infidels in Their Sleep!
Mini Sugar Rush: Quick Links for August 20th, 2006 - from The Zero Boss by Jay Andrew Allen
Aug 21, 2006 at 12:18 am
[…] Parents Behaving Badly: Look, mom, I’m killing the atheists! […]
Lori
Aug 21, 2006 at 4:38 am
I seriously thought this was a joke…
Hey, you! · Have they thought of everything yet?
Aug 25, 2006 at 11:42 am
[…] Here’s the link if you need some. Also, Jay beat me to it by several days (I admit I’m a bit slow) […]
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