Britney Spears: Too Much Money, Too Little Birth Control
It’s not like "ordinary people" - i.e., people without $70 million in disposable income - don’t ever have unplanned pregnancies. Somehow, though, it seems much more trashy when it’s Britney Spears. The baby was hit one more time by Kevin Federline’s sperm (ew ew need hot shower now ew) in an "oops" insemination. Little Sean Preston Federline Spears is a mere 11 months old, a small-enough gap to bring the Internet to burst into a rousing chorus of "Every Sperm is Sacred".
If you’re wondering where the "bad parenting" is here, I have only three words for you:
Kevin. Federline’s. Sperm.
Okay, that does it - I need someone to hose me down with a power washer now.
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2 opinions for Britney Spears: Too Much Money, Too Little Birth Control
Alice
Aug 18, 2006 at 6:15 am
Believe me Jay, if I had one, I’d use it.
BRRR.
God. Great, now I feel dirty…
trapp1
Sep 15, 2006 at 7:39 am
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