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Parents Behaving Badly

Archive for November 2005

November 8th, 2005

Provo Parents Oppose Gay-Straight Alliance

Looks like The Gays are at it again! This time, they’re trying to infliltrate Provo High School and form some kind of Alliance with the God-fearing straight kids in the hopes of - that’s right! - TURNING THEM GAY. This, at least, according to Stephen F. Graham, head of something called the Standard of Liberty […]

By Jason -- 45 comments

November 7th, 2005

Surgeons re-attach boy’s leg

I understand how difficult it is to get a baby to walk well. You buy all sorts of products for him to walk with, encourage him to use furniture for support, hold both his hands, then hold just one hand, then let go and hope for the best. Sometimes it takes longer than […]

By Nicole -- 1 comment

November 4th, 2005

Parents Convicted of Killing Daughter with Meth Overdose

I’m not sure what the worst part of this case is:
–The parents shot their daughter up with meth and beat her and left her for dead.
–They left her body on the living room floor for hours while they removed guns and their meth lab materials from the house.
–The girl’s brother, who is five years older […]

By Nicole -- 1 comment

November 3rd, 2005

From “Dad Gone Mad”: Soccer Dad Takes Matters Into His Own…Feet

Dad Gone Mad scribe Danny Evans gives us this tale of an over zealous soccer dad who, for reasons known only to himself, stepped over the line during his kid’s game. Seems that the Thunderbirds’ goalie was a bit distraught at having been scored on twice, and so the kid’s father decided to put his […]

By Jason -- 14 comments

November 3rd, 2005

Texa Parents Charged With Baby’s Murder

This story actually made me ill; specifically, the part about the bite marks and cigarette burns. Motherfuckers. Since this happened in Texas, however, I think we know how this movie’s gonna end. Como se dice “Ride the lightning” en Espanol? Sometimes I question the morality of the death penalty - but not in this case. […]

By Jason -- 6 comments

November 2nd, 2005

Mom Murders Son, Avoids Jail

Here’s my theory: this site is actually very popular amongst judges, and they have a running competition to see who can get posted to it. Farfetched? To be sure. But I can’t think of any other explanation for the following:
Wendolyn Markcrow (say - wasn’t she a character in one of the Harry Potter books?) was […]

By Jason -- 4 comments

November 1st, 2005

Dad Leaves Family at Accident Scene

Boy, folks, we have a real winner in DeKalb County, Alabama. Brian Freeman, a 30-something father of three, fled from the scene of a car accident. Trouble is, he left something behind - i.e., his wife and kids. Passersby were left to fill the role of good Samaritan abandoned by Freeman by pulling his wife […]

By admin -- 2 comments

November 1st, 2005

Parents Get Three Years For Starving Child

Remember the Nickels? Yeah, I had blotted them out of my subconscious mind as well. They were found guilty of attempting to starve their daughter to death. Well, they were sentenced - and I use the term lightly - yesterday.
“I cannot allow what happened to Kayla to ever happen again if I have the ability […]

By Jason -- 2 comments

November 1st, 2005

Iranian man kills lover

At first I thought dating a chick who was eighteen years older than me would be hot. I mean, if Ashton and Demi have gotten married, there’s no reason I shouldn’t be getting it on with a 70-year-old. But then she got all clingy and told me she loved me and asked me […]

By Nicole -- 0 comments

November 1st, 2005

Woody Allen On His “Paternal” Marriage to Soon Yi

Woody Allen tells Vanity Fair that his relationship with his wife, Soon-Yi, has a “more paternal feeling” to it. Well, duh. Considering Allen, is a million years older than Soon-Yi and that he once was in a longtime romantic relationship with Soon-Yi’s mother, Mia Farrow, (making him Soon-Yi’s STEPDADDY), I’d say […]

By LizBeth -- 5 comments

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