November 8th, 2005
Looks like The Gays are at it again! This time, they’re trying to infliltrate Provo High School and form some kind of Alliance with the God-fearing straight kids in the hopes of - that’s right! - TURNING THEM GAY. This, at least, according to Stephen F. Graham, head of something called the Standard of Liberty […]
By Jason -- 45 comments
November 7th, 2005
I understand how difficult it is to get a baby to walk well. You buy all sorts of products for him to walk with, encourage him to use furniture for support, hold both his hands, then hold just one hand, then let go and hope for the best. Sometimes it takes longer than […]
By Nicole -- 1 comment
November 4th, 2005
I’m not sure what the worst part of this case is:
–The parents shot their daughter up with meth and beat her and left her for dead.
–They left her body on the living room floor for hours while they removed guns and their meth lab materials from the house.
–The girl’s brother, who is five years older […]
By Nicole -- 1 comment
November 3rd, 2005
Dad Gone Mad scribe Danny Evans gives us this tale of an over zealous soccer dad who, for reasons known only to himself, stepped over the line during his kid’s game. Seems that the Thunderbirds’ goalie was a bit distraught at having been scored on twice, and so the kid’s father decided to put his […]
By Jason -- 14 comments
November 3rd, 2005
This story actually made me ill; specifically, the part about the bite marks and cigarette burns. Motherfuckers. Since this happened in Texas, however, I think we know how this movie’s gonna end. Como se dice “Ride the lightning” en Espanol? Sometimes I question the morality of the death penalty - but not in this case. […]
By Jason -- 6 comments
November 2nd, 2005
Here’s my theory: this site is actually very popular amongst judges, and they have a running competition to see who can get posted to it. Farfetched? To be sure. But I can’t think of any other explanation for the following:
Wendolyn Markcrow (say - wasn’t she a character in one of the Harry Potter books?) was […]
By Jason -- 4 comments
November 1st, 2005
Boy, folks, we have a real winner in DeKalb County, Alabama. Brian Freeman, a 30-something father of three, fled from the scene of a car accident. Trouble is, he left something behind - i.e., his wife and kids. Passersby were left to fill the role of good Samaritan abandoned by Freeman by pulling his wife […]
By admin -- 2 comments
November 1st, 2005
Remember the Nickels? Yeah, I had blotted them out of my subconscious mind as well. They were found guilty of attempting to starve their daughter to death. Well, they were sentenced - and I use the term lightly - yesterday.
“I cannot allow what happened to Kayla to ever happen again if I have the ability […]
By Jason -- 2 comments
November 1st, 2005
At first I thought dating a chick who was eighteen years older than me would be hot. I mean, if Ashton and Demi have gotten married, there’s no reason I shouldn’t be getting it on with a 70-year-old. But then she got all clingy and told me she loved me and asked me […]
By Nicole -- 0 comments
November 1st, 2005
Woody Allen tells Vanity Fair that his relationship with his wife, Soon-Yi, has a “more paternal feeling” to it. Well, duh. Considering Allen, is a million years older than Soon-Yi and that he once was in a longtime romantic relationship with Soon-Yi’s mother, Mia Farrow, (making him Soon-Yi’s STEPDADDY), I’d say […]
By LizBeth -- 5 comments
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