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Parents Behaving Badly

Archive for November 2005

November 29th, 2005

Florida Police Searching For Parents Who Killed Baby With Alcohol

Swaddling. Rocking. Singing softly. The Miracle Blanket. I just came up with four things off the top of my head that help babies fall asleep. Funny - giving the kid vodka shots did not come to mind. Mackenson Dantus and Mardala Derival, however, took that route. Apparently they gave their 3-month daughter a Tom Collins [...]

By joelnet -- 6 comments

November 18th, 2005

Joseph Smith Convicted Of Kidnapping, Rape, and Murder Of 11-Year-Old Girl

No, not THAT Joseph Smith (sorry, Jon Krakauer). THIS Joseph Smith, the sick bastard who, in 2004, was caught on tape as he abducted Carlie Brucia.
This evidence, along with DNA samples, and, oh yeah, Smith’s confession, led to a fairly abupt conclusion to the trial. Smith tried to explain away his crime by saying [...]

By joelnet -- 18 comments

November 16th, 2005

Paging Doctor Munchausen: Woman Injects Kids with Infected Blood

When some women feel their husbands are neglecting them, they try to get attention somewhere else. Some have affairs. Or go to therapy. Or write to Ann Landers. Debra Diaz doesn’t seem to be one of those women.

Authorities say that Diaz injected her three young children with infected blood so that [...]

By admin -- 1 comment

November 15th, 2005

Mom Gets 30 Years For Throwing Sex Parties

I’ll preface this piece by saying that I don’t condone what Silvia Johnson did. Giving drugs and alcohol to minors - bad.
But…30 years? Are you shitting me? That’s a 2nd Degree Murder sentence! ! We’ve seen so many stories of parents getting a slap on the wrist for beating and torturing kids, and the [...]

By admin -- 7 comments

November 10th, 2005

Minnesota Study: Parents Need Refereeing

From the Sports Desk: further proof that many moms and dads out there need to stop living vicariously through their kids. A recent Minnesota study paints a disturbing picture of parents’ behavior at their kids’ sporting events. 73% of parents surveyed said they’d witnessed a verbal altercation, and one in seven indicate that they’ve witnessed [...]

By admin -- 4 comments

November 9th, 2005

Andrea Yates To Get New Trial

The Mother of All Mothers Who Behave Badly is back in the news. The highest criminal court in Texas has upheld a lower court ruling that threw out Mrs. Yates’ capital murder conviction.
Hang on a second while I enter my fortified bunker. OK. Now. As readers of this site will know, I’m all about executing [...]

By joelnet -- 46 comments

November 8th, 2005

Mom Gives Away Toddler for $2000

Cleveland, Ohio
Rosemary Stokes Busch, 23, gave her two-year-old daughter, Savannah Stokes, to 60-year-old Nicholas Stokes (who is allegedly related to Savannah’s father) after Stokes (Nicholas, not Savannah) gave Stokes Busch $2000 (which Stokes Busch said was back child support due to her from Savannah’s father, who is not Nicholas Stokes). Are you following? [...]

By admin -- 4 comments

November 8th, 2005

Provo Parents Oppose Gay-Straight Alliance

Looks like The Gays are at it again! This time, they’re trying to infliltrate Provo High School and form some kind of Alliance with the God-fearing straight kids in the hopes of - that’s right! - TURNING THEM GAY. This, at least, according to Stephen F. Graham, head of something called the Standard of Liberty [...]

By joelnet -- 45 comments

November 3rd, 2005

From “Dad Gone Mad”: Soccer Dad Takes Matters Into His Own…Feet

Dad Gone Mad scribe Danny Evans gives us this tale of an over zealous soccer dad who, for reasons known only to himself, stepped over the line during his kid’s game. Seems that the Thunderbirds’ goalie was a bit distraught at having been scored on twice, and so the kid’s father decided to put his [...]

By joelnet -- 14 comments

November 3rd, 2005

Texa Parents Charged With Baby’s Murder

This story actually made me ill; specifically, the part about the bite marks and cigarette burns. Motherfuckers. Since this happened in Texas, however, I think we know how this movie’s gonna end. Como se dice “Ride the lightning” en Espanol? Sometimes I question the morality of the death penalty - but not in this case. [...]

By joelnet -- 6 comments