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Parents Behaving Badly

Archive for October 2005

October 24th, 2005

Gravelle: Confining Children Was Necessary

I hate Mondays. The weekend’s over, it’s raining, I have a ton of work to do, and now I gotta read about Michael Gravelle trying to justify keeping his kids in cages. That is the cherry on the cake of my day.
Reading this article begs the question: does Gravelle’s lawyer have any hair left? […]

By Jason -- 0 comments

October 24th, 2005

Mom & Boyfriend Scald Son in Tub, then smoke crack

There’s so much that’s wrong about this I don’t even know where to begin. To wit:
–Stephanie Williams’s live-in beau forced her seven-year-old son into a tub of water so hot the skin on his feet and legs peeled off.
–She and the boyfriend, Byron McFarlin, looked in the Encyclopedia of Bad Parenting and the entry […]

By Nicole -- 19 comments

October 21st, 2005

Man Accused of Killing Wife, Daughter

A judge ruled today that most of the statements made by 35-year-old David Zacher to police and child protective services will be allowed at his trial. Zacher is charged with stabbing his wife and 4-year-old daugher to death. In addition, he’s charged with stabbing his two-year-old daughter, who survived the assault.
Defense attorney […]

By Nicole -- 11 comments

October 21st, 2005

Massachusetts Parents Oppose Acceptance Of Gays In School

Beware the Gay Agenda! That’s the message that David Parker is teaching to his son, a Lexington, Mass. kindergartner. As if fingerpainting and learning the words to Wiggles songs weren’t enough for a kid to deal with. Now the kids have to worry about secret armies of Gays trying to turn them Gay with their […]

By Jason -- 38 comments

October 21st, 2005

“Invasion of the Child Snatcher” Starring Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin has decided to take his latest custody fight with ex-wife, Kim Basinger, public by calling her a “child snatcher.” He says that Kim has refused to honor their custody agreement regarding their daughter, Ireland. He also whined that the blonde bee-atch wouldn’t even let Ireland attend a concert with her […]

By LizBeth -- 2 comments

October 21st, 2005

Two-Year-Old Sticks Arm in Meat Grinder

A two-year-old was brought to the hospital with his arm stuck in a meat grinder.
Quicker than you can say “Hamburger Helper,” the family of the boy began clamming up to investigators. You see, this isn’t the first time their children have come to harms’ way, although it is the first time a meat grinder […]

By Nicole -- 0 comments

October 20th, 2005

I…um…well…it’s…oh, just read on. I’m speechless.

I’m not lambasting April Gaede for naming her twin girls Lynx and Lamb. I don’t even have an issue with her name choice for her youngest daughter, Dresden. No, really, I have absolutely nothing horrible to say about Lamb, since clearly that’s the worst of the the three. My reason for […]

By Candace -- 6 comments

October 20th, 2005

Mother Chokes Daughter, Holds Gun to Her Head

Kathy Lavonne Ford, 33, is wanted on four counts of felony child abuse. Authorities say that on September 29, she held a gun to her 14-year-old daughter’s head while they were parked in their car. She also choked the girl until she almost lost consciousness.
I know, I know. Nothing […]

By Nicole -- 1 comment

October 20th, 2005

Naked Hemorrhoid-Suffering Dad Is A Pain In Family’s Ass

DEAR ABBY: My son-in-law insists on walking around naked after his shower. He claims that he’s hot and must let his hemorrhoids air-dry. Abby, this man has four children, three of whom are girls ages 9, 7 and 4. My daughter has done everything from plead to scream to get him to stop this habit, […]

By LizBeth -- 4 comments

October 20th, 2005

Parents Name Baby After “Google”

I was a bit nervous going into this post. What happens, I wondered, when you Google “Google”? I imagined some horrible Philadelphia Experiment rupture in the space-time continuum, or the Gates of Hell opening up, or me getting sucked into the computer like Jeff Bridges in Tron, which would be bad because I’m not really […]

By Jason -- 0 comments