How to burn your children in seven easy steps
Step 1: Siphon gasoline out of one car into a gas can in the backseat of your Camaro.
Step 2: Make sure gas can is between the legs of your sleeping two-year-old.
Step 3: Spark a cigarette lighter in order to see the gauges on your fuel pump.
Step 4: Panic when you see your hand catch fire.
Step 5: Pull hose out of gas can, spilling gasoline everywhere.
Step 6: Set the inside of your car on fire, with your two children inside.
Step 7: Wait forty-five minutes so you can think up a good story to tell the EMTs.
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5 opinions for How to burn your children in seven easy steps
Mamacita
Oct 27, 2005 at 1:52 pm
Dante’s Hell had many levels. I hope the hottest, meanest, most painful level is reserved for people who betray their children’s trust.
A government/social worker who returns a child to an abusive home deserves nothing less than that same level of Hell.
With children, there should be NO strikes. Not. Even. One.
One strike and you’ve lost your kids. In a perfect world.
thordora
Oct 27, 2005 at 5:11 pm
I’m sorry, but there NEEDS to be a fucktard idiot limit for being parents. Like come ON! Why do people have the given right to keep their kids? I do NOT get it.
Anyone as stupid as this asscrap should be flogged and left for dead in the desert. And sterilized.
dawn
Oct 28, 2005 at 1:20 am
How absolutely horrible. I hope that the children recover, and that the parents are never ever allowed near them again. I dont think that there is a punishment, short of burning in hell, suitable enough.
Hoshi
Oct 31, 2005 at 7:51 am
For me it depends on whether it is intentional neglect/abuse or just an accident. In this case it was pure stupidity and uncaring of their kids.
I mean what kind of inconsiderate stupid @ss puts a gas canister between your 2 year old’s legs? And then throws gas in the car and then burns the freak out of the kids with a fire? Sounds to me like these people have psychological problems.
Someone needs to intervene and get these kids out before these idiots kill them.
I’d take them :). A lot of good families would as well but they’d rather give them back to the abusers. CPS are such idiots… they take kids away from good families and give them to abusive ones or refuse to take them out of abusive households because of technicalities.
Hoshi
Oct 31, 2005 at 7:54 am
And one more note - I think these people should not be allowed to have more children. Forced sterilization is in order.