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Parents Behaving Badly

Charlize Theron: U.S. Laws Prevent Parents From Disciplining Their Kids

by joelnet on October 26th, 2005

stfu.jpgCall it Fate, call it Karma, call it God’s Will - sometimes things just fall into place. This morning, I came across the image to the right and thought, “Now, there’s a pic I wanna use. But what are the odds of me finding a story that will compliment it?”

Well, thank you Charlize Theron!The poster girl for Stockholm Syndrome has offered up her take on why American kids are so unruly - we’re not beatin’ ‘em enough! Insisting that she “always deserved” the ass-whoopings received from her dear mum Gerda, Ms. Theron laments that it would be hard for Gerda today, what with the laws against child abuse and all. And “that’s a sad thing”. Wonder how dear sweet Gerda took it when South Africa did away with apartheid? I’m guessing that wasn’t a happy day in the Theron household. Charlize - how about a Venti cup of STFU? It’ll be our treat.

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3 opinions for Charlize Theron: U.S. Laws Prevent Parents From Disciplining Their Kids

  • Lizbeth
    Oct 26, 2005 at 11:51 am

    Of course Charlize Theron’s mom also KILLED her husband (Charlize’s stepdad) allegedly in self-defense, so there’s obviously some dysfunctional ANGER/ABUSE ISSUES going on in that family.

  • Laura
    Oct 26, 2005 at 4:09 pm

    I was about to post exactly that. Damn, Lizbeth beat me to it!

  • Emily Liz
    Jan 11, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    Thank God we have a celebrity who doesn’t buy into the politically correct equine feces that it’s “abuse” to physically discipline a child. I think I’ll patronize Ms. Theron’s movies (she was great in Monster).