Scottish Dad Stabbed By Son Over Girl
In a plot twist worthy of a Sam Mendes/Alan Ball movie, 35-year-old Scotsman Derek Graham was stabbed by his 17-year-old son Sean after hooking up with Sean’s girlfriend Danielle, also 17. Young Sean was a wee bit upset with Dad, as Danielle was also the mother of his son. Sean’s son, not Dad’s. Sean is Derek’s son. It’s confusing, I know. Displaying a gift for vast understatement, advocate-depute Paul Kearney said that “it appears that Mr Graham being in a relationship with the accused’s ex-girlfriend was the cause of some friction.” No, I don’t know what an advocate-depute is either. But it sounds important.
Now, I’m not saying it’s OK for you to down a bottle of Glenfiddich and take a knife to the Old Man if he bangs your girl. I UNDERSTAND it, mind you; I just don’t condone it. As for you, Derek Graham - really. “Fishing off the family pier” never, ever ends well. And I’m sure that your constant references to “the size of that boy’s HEED” played a big part in fueling his anger. Sean, meanwhile, is out on bail.
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