Parents Behaving Badly

Nicholas Cage Names Kid After Superhero

by joelnet on October 3rd, 2005

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s another Hollywood actor cursing their child with a horrible name! Kal-El Coppola Cage. To paraphrase another famous comic book character - holy shit, Batman. I’m going to go out on a limb and declare this to be the absolute Best Worst Celebrity Kid Name Ever. My God! To take out your frustration on not being cast for a Superman movie that was sent to Development Hell years ago (non-geeks - this was Tim Burton’s “Superman Lives”, which Cage was slated to star in) on your child…it’s so amazingly narcissistic that it defies comprehension. It’s an act of evil worthy of Lex Luthor himself.

Not to mention irresponsible. Because, you know, what if Zod, Non and Ursa DO escape from the Phantom Zone? They’ll come to Earth and be all “WE SEEK KAL-EL” and “THE SON OF JOR-EL WILL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD” and soforth, and little Cage will be in deep shit. Hope the Cages put Kryptonite on their baby registry.

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