Kate Moss Misses Daughter’s Third Birthday
Sometimes I feel like a very bad mommy. In fact, sometimes my precious offspring tell me point blank: “Mom, you are a very bad mommy.”
I guess that’s why I like to point out the failures of others, especially gorgeous, wealthy celebrity parents. Their fuck-ups make me feel purty damn good about my mothering.
The tabloids are reporting that Kate Moss, suffering from her recent high-profile drug problems, has missed her daughter’s third birthday. I’m gonna go on the record (call me crazy) and say that I can just about guarantee my kidlets, that I will never miss their birthdays because I’m in an Arizona rehab center being treated for my cocaine and sex addictions.
Kate’s daughter, Lila Grace, apparently spends a lot of time with her nanny and grandparents, allowing Kate lots of free time to snort Coke for tabloid covers and have lesbian three-ways with her wealthy friends. See honey, if I wasn’t trying to work from home, or finish never-ending home improvement projects, or stupidly volunteering to be class mom, I could probably snort coke and have lesbian three-ways like all the celebrity moms!
Tags: celebrity, cocaine, kate+moss, mom, sex+addiction
10 opinions for Kate Moss Misses Daughter’s Third Birthday
Lori
Sep 30, 2005 at 12:54 pm
If I had the money these celebrity moms do, I would rarely be away from my children. Let alone miss their birthday.
So Lost
Sep 30, 2005 at 5:10 pm
Just popping in from Blog Explosion to say hi!
Have a great day!
Jay Allen
Sep 30, 2005 at 5:52 pm
Too true. A responsible mom would schedule her lesbian three-ways AROUND her daughter’s birthday.
pleinelune
Sep 30, 2005 at 10:14 pm
Why, would it be more acceptable if she were having heterosexual threeways?
Lizbeth
Oct 1, 2005 at 6:34 am
I think the idea of “moms” having coke-induced “threeways” was the gist of the non-acceptability of this behavior (at least from this narrow-minded suburban soccer mom). In this case, Kate Moss, was reported to have engaged in sexual intercourse with two women at the same time — not one woman/one man or two men. And seeing as Kate is not a man (I think) then this threeway couldn’t have involved three men. Anyway, I can’t think of any other threeway combos, can you?
L.
Oct 1, 2005 at 8:01 pm
Let`s be hopeful here. At least she`s getting treatment. Okay, so she`s probably getting it for the wrong reasons, but at least she`s getting it. Let`s hope it helps her to clean up her act. And then let`s hope the little girl learns from her mama`s mistakes, and doesn`t follow in her footsteps.
tj
Oct 1, 2005 at 9:40 pm
You gotta wonder if that poor kid even knows who her mom is, probably calls the nanny mom and I bet the nanny didn’t miss her birthday.
Carolyn
Oct 2, 2005 at 7:20 pm
She has a daughter?
Lisa V
Oct 3, 2005 at 6:00 pm
See all the celebrity lesbians always turn me down. I can’t get one, let alone two, so I just quit asking.
Courtney Gidts
Feb 15, 2006 at 7:08 pm
I’ve managed to save up roughly $34033 in my bank account, but I’m not sure if I should buy a house or not. Do you think the market is stable or do you think that home prices will decrease by a lot?