And the Award For “Most Annoying Celebrity Parents Who Go Out Of Their Way To Bring Unnecessary Attention to Themselves” Goes to Posh Spice and David Beckham
Posh Spice and hubbie David Beckham have had the face of their six-year-old son, Brooklyn, blanked out with a GREY BLOB in his school yearbook because they are OH SO FUCKING FAMOUS, and they do A LOT O F ANNOYING CRAP that us regular folks couldn’t get away with.
According to a public relations advisor for the exclusive Runnymede College in Madrid, Spain, “Beckham told the headmaster that he did not want other people to see his son’s face and I instructed people to abide by those wishes.”
Therefore, the fabulously photogenic Beckhams will receive the only copy of the school’s yearbook with their son’s face intact.
Meanwhile, I have this message for Brooklyn Beckham: Dude you are so FUCKED! Someday you will be on a psychiatrist’s couch talking about the great lengths your mum and dad went to just to have your face ERASED from the fucking yearbook as if you didn’t exist. Talk about identity crisis!
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4 opinions for And the Award For “Most Annoying Celebrity Parents Who Go Out Of Their Way To Bring Unnecessary Attention to Themselves” Goes to Posh Spice and David Beckham
Nicole
Sep 29, 2005 at 8:29 am
Because the kids at the school can’t get his picture off of any copy of “Hello!” or “OK!” magazine they find at the candy shop…
L.
Sep 29, 2005 at 3:36 pm
Wow, that`s sad and funny. I bet one of the other parents who got the “blob face” yearbook will offer it for sale on eBay soon….and someone will buy it.
Jason
Sep 29, 2005 at 4:23 pm
Say - if we ever do get around to giving out awards for…I guess “Best” isn’t the appropriate word…Parents, I have a name for the virtual statuette. The Emmy, the Oscar, the Tony…
…and now…the Courtney!
Merideth Carleton
Feb 26, 2006 at 7:16 am
Have you seen this before? It’s a number guessing game: http://www.amblesideprimary.com/ambleweb/mentalmaths/guessthenumber.html. I guessed 63326, and it got it right! Pretty neat.