Spears Family Released From Hospital
I’m still somewhat confused on this whole thing. First, the kid’s name. It’s now Sean Preston Federline? I thought it was Preston Sturges Federline Spears. Wasn’t it Robert Preston Spears Federline at one point? And weren’t they toying with the idea of naming the kid London, but Kevin backed out because “yo, America hates those French bitches, why would we name our kid after their capitol?” Well, whatever the poor little guy’s name is, he’s out of the hands of qualified medical professionals . Good luck, kid. You’re gonna need it.
ETA: After posting this, I took another look at the picture. Check out the guy standing behind K-Fed. See the look on his face? His countenance begs the question: who farted? The smart money’s on Britney.
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