Priest Sticks Kids With Needle To Teach Them A Lesson
For many people, Sunday is a day to be spent contemplating the nature of God. For Reverend Arthur Michalka, it’s a chance to scare the bejesus (no pun intended - ok, you got me, BIG pun intended) out of some kids.The good reverend stuck 15 kids in the hand with an unsterilized pin to show the youngsters the pain that Jesus suffered when he was crucified.
Now, priests will be priests, and if we were to do a website about priests behaving badly we’d need a server the size of the Death Star. What puzzles me about this article was that the priest stuck 15 kids with a needle…and what were the parents doing while this was going on? Did the altar boys slip a Roofie into the sacramental wine? Parents out there - as a reminder, it’s OK to stop priests from hurting your kids! God won’t get mad!
Plans to bring the church’s Sunday School class to the zoo and toss kids into the lion’s cage as part of the Daniel lesson have been cancelled.
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5 opinions for Priest Sticks Kids With Needle To Teach Them A Lesson
The Phoenix
Sep 19, 2005 at 11:03 am
Oh man, that priest should be excommunicated. What in the world was that retard thinking? Freaking religious zealot!
I’m Catholic, and it just infuriates me the stupidity of those in charge.
HollieTheMom
Sep 19, 2005 at 11:17 am
Dang and all I did Sunday was tape my son adutioning to play a young anti-christ for the remake of Omen 666. shoot I feel left out * insert rolling eyes* preist like this hurt the ones that are actually tring to do something GOOD
Andrea
Sep 19, 2005 at 2:38 pm
What do you expect out of a church in “Corn Hill”?
L.
Sep 19, 2005 at 3:36 pm
Oh, but great pun from the priest at the end — “I can see the point now.”
This kind of article belongs in The Onion — not real life!
Ann Adams
Sep 19, 2005 at 6:32 pm
L. do you think he was bright enough to realize it was a pun? And did you notice the only thing he apologized for was not sterilizing the pin?
Reminds me of those people who almost kill themselves carrying crosses and scourging themselves with whips. At least they volunteer.