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Parents Behaving Badly

Pregnant Woman Butchers Boyfriend with Knife

by Jason on September 15th, 2005

x-psycho-killer-jj.jpgI have mixed feelings about these two kids. On the one hand, it looks like someone didn’t bother to read Chapter 5 of “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” (subtitled “Why Not Murdering The Father Of Your Child Is So, So Important”).

On the other…he’s a lucky man. Now, when he’s out with the fellows at the dog track or the titty bar or whatnot, and they start bitching about their wives, and one guy says, “Damn, dude, my old lady won’t let me play Halo 2 no more because she has to watch Baby Story and shit!”, he can go, “Yeah, well, my pregnant wife wanted me to go to the KwikStop and get her a Pina Colada Slurpee and a bottle of Captain Morgan and a bag of pork rinds and I’m all ‘Aw, HELL no, I’m right in the middle of cleaning out my paintball gun!’ and she goes ‘Yeah, well, TIGHTEN THIS, PENDEJO!!!’ and stabs me!”, and the rest of his crew will give him much respect. He might even get a table dance out of it. Plus, what a story to tell the grandkids.

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1 opinion for Pregnant Woman Butchers Boyfriend with Knife

  • Kat
    Sep 19, 2005 at 5:10 am

    omg, did you see their ages? She is 27, he’s 18 and it states she is 3 months pregnant by her boyfriend of SEVERAL YEARS. So they started dating when he was 15 and she was 24????