September 30th, 2005
Sometimes I feel like a very bad mommy. In fact, sometimes my precious offspring tell me point blank: “Mom, you are a very bad mommy.”
I guess that’s why I like to point out the failures of others, especially gorgeous, wealthy celebrity parents. Their fuck-ups make me feel purty damn good about my mothering. […]
By LizBeth -- 10 comments
September 30th, 2005
From the Sports Desk comes this heartwarming story, in the tradition of “Hoosiers”, “Remember The Titans”, “The Mighty Ducks”, and all those wonderful movies about inspiring coaches who teach their athletes that life is about more than winning…ah, who am I kidding. Three Pennsylvania football coaches were arrested for their conduct during a game. All […]
By Jason -- 0 comments
September 30th, 2005
Katelind Caudill was a good friend. Her friend, now thirteen years old, told her that her stepfather had been molesting her for the past three years. So Katelind did what any good friend would do — she told the cops. And then she decided to talk to Melvin Keeling, the scuzzball himself.
Melvin […]
By Nicole -- 0 comments
September 29th, 2005
I think the problem with the justice system is the whole “jury of your peers” concept. Let’s say, for example, that you’re a registered sex offender with a history of drug and alcohol abuse and domestic violence and you’re on trial for murdering your 15-month old son. Who, by the way, died of internal bleeding […]
By Jason -- 1 comment
September 29th, 2005
This is a pretty fucked-up story. Christopher McKee and his wife were apparently looking for new and creative ways to bond with their 4-year old son. So they all got high and watched Spongebob. The four-year old told investigators that he smoked marijuana with his parents, who were subsequently busted. The boy and his two […]
By Jason -- 2 comments
September 29th, 2005
It seems that the award for “most creative way to smother your infant daughter to death” award goes to Timothy Panganiban, who will be spending 16 years in a Connecticut prison for the deed. While most of us would agree that a pillow or hand would be the way to do the job, Panganiban […]
By Nicole -- 1 comment
September 29th, 2005
Posh Spice and hubbie David Beckham have had the face of their six-year-old son, Brooklyn, blanked out with a GREY BLOB in his school yearbook because they are OH SO FUCKING FAMOUS, and they do A LOT O F ANNOYING CRAP that us regular folks couldn’t get away with.
According to a public relations advisor […]
By admin -- 4 comments
September 28th, 2005
I gotta tell you - it can be downright depressing, working for this website. Time and again we write about these dregs of humanity who abuse kids in unspeakable ways, only to receive a slap on the wrist. Well, I think I’ve found a cure for these blues. Singapore! Turns out that the land of […]
By Jason -- 35 comments
September 27th, 2005
Oh, alright. There’s no evidence (yet) that Silvia Johnson’s 14-year-old daughter tried to kill her by running a Jeep Liberty (in which Johnson was a passenger) off the road. But let’s take a look at the facts: Silvia Johnson has admitted to giving parties, drugs, alcohol, and oh yeah, her vagina, to high-school-aged […]
By Candace -- 1 comment
September 27th, 2005
The family of 19-month-old Suzie Marie Peña, who was was killed by police as officers were engaged in a shootout with her father on July 10, are filing claims against the city and the police department.
While it seems that police were definitely not using the best possible judgment in this situation, it’s obvious that her […]
By Nicole -- 0 comments
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